February 2012
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1 tag
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
Watchdeans-apple-pie:
everylittlethingfeelsbig:
I mean I hate pants, but this is pretty disgusting. This man is incredible though haha.
jdeeh:
jnthnxjohanson:
Sit your WHORE ass down!
LMFAO.
This man said “I’m sick of you! Sit your whore ass down!”
Oh my god.
Alright, guys.
Does Jessica Chastain really sound like she does in The Help? Is that just a stage voice or what?
rainbowcatvomit:
lappeldu-vide:
thewestcoastghost-:
bewitching-bespectacled-beauty:
dorothy-cotton:
cryingminotaurs:
cvantez:
cryingminotaurs:
The Alright Gatsby
Alexander the Decent
The Okay Wall of China
The Admissible Depression
The not bad Barrier Reef
Goodness Gracious moderate balls of fire
Jude the relatively well known
Decent Expectations
Sort of Noisy on the...
2 tags
bigtimerussian:
remember when ned drew a naked lady in art class
it’s a nawked lady.
claraficati0n:
may there never be a day when a presidential candidate looks nothing like an snl cast member
I've been shocked twice, which can potentially be...
3 tags
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
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When getting a boyfriend:
waits a month or two before saying “I love you.”
When getting cats:
I haven’t even entered into the petsmart parking lot and I already love you.
Because let’s face it. Cats and dogs are better than people. They don’t talk.
If you could fly, would you tell people or keep it a secret?
I’d probably tell Kimmie and Jordan.
Is betrayal inevitable?
It might not be one-hundred percent CERTAIN, but it happens often.
Is everyone worthy of trust?
Definitely not.
Does true power think – or does it act?
It acts, even though we all want to say it thinks.
In ____ I trust.
Pencil and paper
Who do you trust...
bastardfromabasket:
i hate it when i forget to turn off my caps lock when i google something and now my google searches all look like i’m really passionate about finding out how late taco bell is open.
sativalungs:
unless your religion is bacon, stop trying to feed it to me.
